You’re already aimlessly scrolling. Get it working for you.
Here you are, on earth, with more computing power in your phone than NASA had to land on the moon. Certain companies (ahem) are actively ruining the www by making it like an endless toll road full of low-value junk.
You don’t want that.
Your life is far more important than any company wants it to be. So act like it!
Go now. Do it. Go.